What can I do to make love to you?

　　IF you show true interest in who I am, and not just my body, and IF we are compatible, and IF I am looking for a new relationship, and IF I find you attractive, intelligent, fun, adventurous, and classy, then bowing while clicking your heels, and kissing me on the hand after saying “My Lady” will impress me. And if I show interest, you can start by kissing me on the neck, and being romantic. No grabbing or being crude and selfish. You must focus on honoring and pleasing me.